ROOTING FOR THE REAL MAN
Once upon a kingdom a problem-child princess kept rejecting suitors on the excuse that "None of them was a real man".
Thus the debate of who was "a real man" spread like wild fire in that very wealthy and popular kingdom.
 The king was suffocated by the dilemma. At the last count his only child had turned down thirty suitors. He was most embarrassed, to say the least 
To solve the problem he gave the princess an ultimatum: she must choose from the three remaining suitors or he would disown her.